Paul's Web Space: TV: A Web Page About Nothing: Series 9

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Series 9

The Butter Shave
George is hired at Play Now because they think he is handicapped. Jerry is worried that Bania is following on his coattails in his act and lovelife. Elaine comes back from a holiday in Europe with David Puddy arguing all the way. Kramer begins using butter on his skin after shaving, but ends up cooking and smelling delicious to Newman.
The Voice
George is determined not to leave his job until his contract is over despite what his boss throws at him. Jerry is forced to choose between a comical voice and his girlfriend. Elaine loses money on betting that she can stay broken up from David Puddy. Kramer gets an intern from NYU to help him out with Kramerica Industries.
The Serenity Now
Frank is supposed to say "serenity now" every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up. Jerry's girlfriend tries to get him to release his anger, but once he starts it is too much, he even proposes to Elaine. Kramer sets up a screen door outside his apartment. George works with Lloyd Braum selling computers for Frank, and is determined to sell more. Elaine is concerned when Lippman and his son both kiss her and learns she has "shiksappeal".
The Blood
Jerry's parents are concerned about his lack of exercise so they send him a personal trainer. Elaine doesn't understand why her friend won't let her babysit her child. George gets turned on by food after he adds it to his lovelife. Kramer withdraws his blood from the blood bank.
The Junk Mail
Jerry gets a van from a friend not a car like he expected. Elaine falls for a man she remembers from TV. Kramer gets deluged with Junk Mail and decides to cancel his mail. George parents tried to cut him out of their lives.
 
The Merv Griffin Show
Kramer finds the set of an old TV show and transplants it into his apartment. Jerry drugs his girlfriend to play with her toys. Elaine is sidled by a co-worker. George accidently kills a pigeon, then hits a squirel.
The Slicer
Jerry is annoyed by a skin doctor who boasts of saving lives. Elaine's neighbour's is away but her alarm is still set. George gets a new job which he may lose because he had a run in with his new boss in the past. Kramer buys a meat slicer and finds many uses for it.
The Betrayal
In an episode that goes backwars Jerry, George and Elaine travel to India for a wedding, while Kramer fears a birthday wish.
The Apology
Jerry's girlfriend is a nudist. Kramer moves in to his shower. Elaine is offended by her co-worker who considers her dirty. George is anxious to get an apology, only to seek treatment at Rage-oholics Anonymous (RA).
The Strike aka The Festivus
Elaine gives out a fake phone number at a party. Kramer learns his strike is over and returns to work. George faces the horror of his father's made up holiday Festivus. Jerry dates a 'two-faced' woman
The Dealership
Jerrys plans to buy a car with a good deal from Puddy that is almost spoilt when Elaine again breaks up with Puddy. Kramer tests a car's empty limit. George battles a mechanic who stole his candy bar.
The Reverse Peephole aka The Man Fur
Puddy wears a "man fur". George finds he really enjoys a massage chair. Jerry decides to go wallet-less. Kramer installs a reverse peephole in his door.
The Cartoon
Jerry becomes known as a devil due to a comedy act. Kramer is too frank and decides not to speak. George dates a woman who looks like Jerry. Elaine tries her hand at drawing a cartoon for "the New Yorker".
The Strongbox
Elaine falls for a man of mystery. Kramer places his valuables in a strongbox. Jerry offends a neighbour. George can't get two women to break up with him.
The Wizard
Jerry buys his dad an elctronic organizer. George and the Rosses see who will hold on the longest before they admit they know George's secrets. Elaine is unsure wether her boyfriend is black. Kramer retires temporarily
The Burning
Elaine wants to know why Puddy isn't concerned she is going to hell. George leaves on a high note. Kramer and Mickey play sick for a medical school. Jerry wonders what the "Tractor story" is?
The Bookstore
Elaine is worried about her reputation at work. Jerry catches Uncle Leo stealing. George 'tags' a book by taking it into the bathroom. Kramer and Newman operate a tickshaw service in NY.
The Frogger
George tries to save his high score on an old video game. Elaine is sick of office parties, but not of cake. Jerry's girlfriend finishes his sentences so he can never say what he wants. Kramer is concerned about a serial killer.
The Maid
George tries to get a hip nickname at work. Jerry hires a maid, but they start sleeping together. Kramer isn't thrilled by a long-distance relationship. Elaine is concerned about her new phone number.
The Puerto Rican Day
Jerry's car gets stuck in traffic. Elaine tries unsuccessfully to cross a parade route. George is pursued by a laser pen. Kramer sparks a mob when he accidently sets fire to a flag.
The Finale
Elaine calls a friend in a social faux pas. Kramer goes to the beach. George and Jerry are told that their sitcom "Jerry" is back on. To celebrate they all take a trip and wind up marooned in a small town where they are arrested for not helping a man in trouble. Their friends and family head out of NY to be with them. Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are put on trial. A succession of surprise witnesses, each more surprisng than the last, (in the words of Troy McClure) provide damning evidence.

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