Series 3

The Note: George questions his hetrosexuality after a visit to a massage therapist.

The Truth: George breaks up with a girlfriend who ends up in a mental instituion. However she is Jerry's accountant and has all his tax records because he's being audited. Elaine is annoyed when Kramer dates her roommate.

The Pen: Elaine and Jerry visit his parents in Florida. Jerry accepts a pen from his parent's neighbours that causes a retirement-community scandal.

The Dog: Jerry looks after a dog after it's owner falls ill that is a total monster. Elaine and George are left to go to a movie together and realise they are friends-in-law and don't really have anything in common.

The Library: Jerry recieves an 20 years overdue book notice. George is reunited with his former gym teacher. Kramer takes out a librarian.

A different actor, Harris Shore, plays Mr Lippman in this episode. Richard Fancy takes over the role in all subsequent appearances, starting in The Red Dot

The Parking Garage: After shopping, the gang can't find Kramer's car.

The Cafe: Jerry tries to help out a struggling restaurant. George's girlfriend asks him to take an I.Q.
test and he gets Elaine to take it for him.

The Tape: Elaine jokingly records a dirty message on Jerry's recorder that excites the guys.

The Nose Job: George feels guilty about considering breaking up with his large nosed girl-friend, and as usual it is Kramer's frankness that solves the day.

The Stranded: George drags Elaine and Jerry to a party in the suburbs and then leaves them stranded when he goes home with a girl.

This episode was meant to screen during the second series. Jerry filmed an intro for this episode explaining that this episode actually takes place before George was fired in The Revenge. This guide lists episodes in screened order, rather than the order of production. Many episodes in the second and third series where screen out of production order.

The Alternate Sid: Jerry's car is stolen. George takes over for Sid, a car parker, and wrecks havoc. Kramer gets a part in a Woddy Allen film. Elaine dates a 66-year old man who has a stroke just before she can break up with him.

I can't say for sure what the title is for this episode. Some sources say the Alternate Sid which makes sense because George is filling in for Sid, an alternate Sid. Other say Alternate Side which is where he's moving cars to, the Alternate Side.

The Red Dot: George buys Elaine a discounted white jumper that has a mysterious small red dot on it to thank her for getting him a job at her work.

Richard Fancy takes over the role of Elaine's boss Mr Lippman. A different actor, Harris Shore, played Mr Lippman in The Library

The Subway: The four friends take the subway in different directions. Jerry meets a naked man, George a woman who seduces then steals from him, Kramer runs a foul of a conman and Elaine gets trapped on her way to a lesbian wedding.

The Pez Dispenser: Kramer dreams up a cologne that smells like the beach. Elaine spoils George's girlfriend's piano recital after she cracks up when Jerry hands her a Pez Dispenser.

The Suicide: Jerry's neighbour attempts sucide leaving him free to date his girlfriend. George visits a psychic.

Maggie Wheeler who plays Cynthia is well known as Chandler's ex-girlfriend Janice in Friends
Cynthia asks why George is unemployed. Elaine explains that he kind of tried to posion his boss in The Revenge

The Boyfriend (hour long): Jerry becomes friends with baseballer Keith Hernandez and gets jealous when Keith asks Elaine out on a date. Kramer and Newman are convinced that Keith spit on them after a Mets game. But Jerry proves that there had to be a "second spitter."

George claims to have applied for a job with Vandelay industries. It's a latex company.
These episodes are also known as The New Friend, and The New Friend: Of Mastodons and Men

The Limo: At the airport, Jerry and George pretend to be delayed passengers in order to get a ride in his limousine. When they pick up other people, George and Jerry realize that they are on their way to a Nazi rally.

Jerry's apartment is not shown in this episode. This only occurs in a few other episodes: The Chinese Restaurant and others

The Good Samaritan: Jerry chases down a hitrun driver only to date her. George has an affair with a married woman. Kramer expierance seizures triggered by Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart.

The Letter: Elaine causes an arguement when she wears an opposing baseball team cap in an owner's box. Jerry's girlfriend paints a portrait of Kramer.

The Parking Space: Conflict over a parking space turns into a neighbour hood conflict. Does the person backing in, or the person driving in to a spot have precedence.

The Keys: By abusing his visitors privaleges, Kramer loses the keys to Jerry's apartment, and embarks on a journey to L.A. in order to pursue his acting career.