Paul's Web Space: TV: A Web Page About Nothing: Series 5

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Jerry * George * Elaine * Kramer * Others

Series 5

The Mango
A new type of mango proves to be an aphrodisiac.
 
The Puffy Shirt
George embarks on a career as a hand model. Jerry accidently agrees to wear a puffy shirt on television when he meets a low-talker.
The Glasses
The loss of George's glasses results in Elaine being bitten by a dog. George thinks he sees Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin.
 
The Sniffing Accountant
Suspecting his accountant if a drug habit, Jerry teams up with Kramer and Newman to bust him.
 
The Bris
Jerry and Elaine are invited to be godparents to a friend's child. Kramer is convinced the local hospital harbours a pigman.
The Lip Reader
Jerry dates a deaf lip-reader, who is put to work by George to eavesdrop on his ex. Kramer becomes a ballboy for the US Open.
 
The Non Fat Yogurt
Perhaps the local yogurt shop is not that healthy. Elaine dates a mayoral aide who is George's childhood rival.
 
The Barber
Jerry's attempt to change hairdressers is portrayed as an adulterous betrayal. George is not sure wether he got a job or not, so he just shows up. Elaine hosts a bachelor auction.
 
The Masseuse
Jerry's masseuse girlfriend won't give him a massage. Elaine dates a man who shares the same name as a serial killer.
 
The Cigar Store Indian
Jerry can't do anything politically correct. Elaine is stalked by a man on the subway, and Kramer's idea for a coffee table book about coffee tables finds a publisher.
 
The Conversion
George changes religion to date a girl. When a nun falls in love with Kramer, he has to seek out a smelly method to repulse her. Jerry is concerned by his girlfriend's possible fungus problem. Luckily Elaine is dating a foot doctor.
 
The Stall
Elaine gets into an arguement in the bathroom over toilet paper with a woman Jerry is going out with. Kramer plays around with phone-sex lines. George has a "non-sexual crush" on Elaine's male bimbo (mimbo) boyfriend and gets talked into going rock climbing.
 
The Dinner Party
While the gang are on the way to the party Elaine insists that they turn up with a cake and some wine. George just wants to buy some snack food and Pepsi. Kramer doesn't have his wallet. Jerry gets food-poisioning. Elaine is sold a hair with a cake on it.
 
The Marine Biologist
George pretends to be a marine biologist to impress a girl from highschool. Elaine gets a noisy personal organiser that risks Pendent Publishing's contract with a noted Russian author. Kramer practices his golf swing.
The Pie
Jerry wonders why his girlfriend won't share his dessert. George plots to get a suit on sale, and Elaine is puzzled by a store mannequin that looks like her.
The Stand-In
Jerry tries to make a hospitalised friend laugh. Elaine is shocked when her date takes it out.
 
The Wife
Jerry and his girlfriend pretend to be married in order to get discount laundry. At the gym, George goes in the shower and is seen by a man Elaine is fond of.
 
The Raincoats (hour)
Jerry's parents visit and reveal their dislike of the Costanzas. Jerry is caught making out during Schindler's List. Elaine dates a close-talker.
 
The Fire
Kramer's book editor, a very loud and excitable coworker of Elaines, heckles Jerry, so he retaliates by heckling her at her office. George dates a woman with a kid but shows his cowardice during a fire at the boy's birthday party.
 
The Hamptons
In a trip to the seaside, George is caught naked while everyone sees his girlfriend naked.
 
The Opposite
"Even-Steven" Jerry has one friend that is up, Elaine, and one who is down, George, but slowly that begins to change. Kramer promotes his book.

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