Edina
Oh, sweetie. Oh, darling. Oh, God, sweetie. What a day. What a day I've had, sweetie darling, darling, darling, sweetie. I have been at work since I left here this morning.
Saffron
Do you want some lunch?

Saffron
What are Pop-Specs?
Edina
What are Pop-Specs? Are you dead? Are you dead?

Saffron
Mum, why should I be happy that you're going to spend thousands of pounds ...?
Edina
Hundreds of thousands of pounds.
Saffron
... persuading people to buy some cheap bit of plastic junk that they don't even want ...
Edina
... don't know they want yet, sweetie...
Saffron
for things that will then be thrown away in a matter of months once the novelty wears off and will sit around polluting the planet.

Edina
Now, you have got the information, haven't you?
Bubble
Most of it, yeah, oh yeah, until the special thing broke.
Saffron
Mum!
Edina
Well, hang on... What thing?
Bubble
The thing that's attached to the typewriter. Little animal with a ball.
Edina
What animal?
Bubble
Little animal. Small... Creeps about... Not a rat...
Patsy
A gerbil?
Saffron
A squirrel? Hedgehog?
Edina
No, no, don't panic her, or we'll never get anywhere. Mouse?
Bubble
Yeah, the mouse that's got a telly with VD.
Edina
All right, the VDU. The word processor?
Bubble
Yeah... That fell off the table when I took the mouse home.

Saffron
Oh! Mum, that man just pinched me!
Patsy
Don't worry. He's obviously very old and completely blind.

Saffron
If you're starving you'd eat this.
Edina
Sweetie. If they took the face off, I'd eat it.

Series One

Series Two