Edina
Watch out, Pats, we are now entering a ‘no fun’ zone.
Patsy
A coven.
Edina
Don't look so worried, darling. We're just coming down to grab a bite of lunch and then we'll take it upstairs. We'll just grab some dry bread and a cup of water and scuttle back upstairs.

Patsy
Do you want to know some gossip about someone you don't know?

Edina
There's nothing you can tell Patsy about arranging balls. She was always very good at genetics.
Saffron
I'm not surprised. She's been a walking sperm bank most of her life.

Patsy
Oh, my god, there's something horrible on the stairs.
Saffron
It's me.
Patsy
I'm not blind.

Series One

Series Two