Absolutely Fabulous

Death

Nurse
You want to lose weight? You want to move your fat bottom and get that mouth sewn up. You want to help the environment? Use your fat bottom and plug up the ozone layer.

Nurse
Have you recently had or are you due for your period?
Edina
Well, yes, both. Why is that important?
Nurse
No, I'm just making conversation.

Edina
I'm a serious [art] collector. I am not interested in artistic value. I just want to know how much this is going to be worth in twenty years time.

Edina
I don't want to end up as some drugged up zombie in a hospital, all right?
Saffron
I thought that would appeal to you.
Edina
I want to die with a bit of dignity, you know. I don't want the last words I hear to be 'Switch her off'.

Series One
Fashion Fat France
Iso Tank Birthday Magazine

Series Two
Hospital Death Morocco
New Best Friends Poor Birth