Absolutely Fabulous

Magazine

Edina
Patsy is an insomniac!
Saffron
More like the living dead.

Saffron
I thought sniffing chemicals was what she did best.

Edina
Lots of kitchen pots and pans from Somalia. They don't need them, they've got no food to eat off them.

Saffron
Don't you like my room?
Patsy
Well, it's as I expected. A cell ... curtains.

Patsy
I know I pretend to hate you, and you pretend to hate me.
Saffron
I do hate you.
Patsy
Why?
Saffron
You're a despicable person who has resented me since the day I was born.
Patsy
Before.

Patsy
Yes, well. I never knew my father ... my mother only knew him fairly briefly.

Patsy
Hi. Yes. Cheers. Thanks a lot.

Patsy
You can never have enough ... hats, gloves and shoes.

Series One
Fashion Fat France
Iso Tank Birthday Magazine

Series Two
Hospital Death Morocco
New Best Friends Poor Birth