Edina
I'm sorry if that seems selfish, but it's me, me, me.

Saffron
You've only ever used the cooker to light your fags off.

Mother
There we are. Not completely useless, you see.

Patsy
What do you want? Champagne?
Edina
Yes. Anything that will blur reality.

Edina
How can there be so much pain, but not a single mark?

Patsy
You had fun. Who gives a shit, darling?

Edina
They don't have a nobody-can-be-a-boring-old-fart day.
Patsy
Or nobody-can-wear-bloody-awful-clothes-day...

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Series Two